are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i wish my penis had a tongue
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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