U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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