HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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