Me too!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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