Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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