I puked a lego.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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