i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
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I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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