Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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