Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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