You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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