If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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