i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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