I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I deserve this hangover.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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