well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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