Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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