I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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