I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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