He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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