Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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