is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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