his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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