your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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