question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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