wanna go halves on a baby?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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