True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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