Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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