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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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