ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm way too hungover for life right now
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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