You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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