I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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