Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
