Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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