Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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