did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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