Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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