what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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