Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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