dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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