Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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