After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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