But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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