it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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