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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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