you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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