The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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