Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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