I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize