Those balls look pretty dangerous.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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