Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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