Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
my poor anus
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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