Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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