What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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