No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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