Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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