dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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