i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She told me I should be a condom model.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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