would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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