I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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