It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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