just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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